B is for broken plate. I feel bad that I broke this one accidentally. I opened the door of our kitchen cabinet and it came down flying. The result is a "Awwwww Mom, that's my favorite plate" comment from my burrito.
We have two of these and the other one got broken too last week. Is it a coincidence that they broke almost at the same time, a bad omen, or it's their time to retire already?